whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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