Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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