talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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