problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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