The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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