This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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