I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I AM VODKA MAN
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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