I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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