I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
he was screaming in a recently acquired accent that he paid for delivery and they could cancel the entire order if they didn't come upstairs
I thought you said it was going to get worse not hilarious.
the delivery boy turned out to be my students mother. now she knows that i have incredibly low standards AND thanks to the fact that he still has dialup the pizza tracker was way off and she rang the bell and he answered mid bong rip.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
