So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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