i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
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