READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
She announced her abortion via fbk
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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