how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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