he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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