at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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