Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Operation Purity has been aborted
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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