She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
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