No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
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