Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I'm passing your future prison.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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