i already hear my dad disowning me
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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