At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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