office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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