Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
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