she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
