I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
This is the high leading the old right now
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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