Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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