you would pick up someone in the library
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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