Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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