i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
Randomize
