I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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