hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Randomize
