And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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