I bet he comes in French.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Dick very happy bro
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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