bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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