Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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