so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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