Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
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