THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Randomize
