I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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