you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
Two words: nipple clamps
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