i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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