called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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