I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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