Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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