I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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