It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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