i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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