Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
tell me about the fingering
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