i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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