i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
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